Patience Please!

Life, 141 characters or less.

Sunday, May 27

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“That moment when you come out of the theater after watching The Avengers, and realize that you live in New York freaking City.”

| Posted at 9:57pm

Monday, May 14

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

your-nibs:

castiel-winchesterr:

mrsfigscats:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

Ravioli.

(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via adimal)

| Posted at 7:16pm

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neil-gaiman: Actually I suspect you can skip the first 8 if you just do the last one. I believe I’m on stage 2 right now, with a hint of stage 4.

neil-gaiman:

Actually I suspect you can skip the first 8 if you just do the last one.

I believe I’m on stage 2 right now, with a hint of stage 4.

| Posted at 7:14pm

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Working retail

long-mao:

Without a voice. No one can hear me and this sucks.

Working online customer service. No voice, just words, and everybody is yelling at you all the time.

| Posted at 7:11pm

Thursday, May 10

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Good night, sweet prince.

(Source: gifmovie, via adimal)

| Posted at 8:17am

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hybridchild:

valerieparker:

st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

widowmaker:

 #SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT#NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE #’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND#AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Internet has been won. Everyone go home. Bye guys. See you never. 

Hailey Bandla

*Pomf*

(Source: tugamaggie)

| Posted at 8:04am

Monday, May 7

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All these new followers…

adimal:

Uh…hey.

If you were expecting some cool guy:

You came to the wrong place.


Pssht, I was following you before it was cool.

| Posted at 6:27pm

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foxf4c3:

2012: the year of the archers ⇢

I’ve been shooting bow and arrows since I was six

I’m pretty sure Downey will be okay with this.

(via adimal)

| Posted at 1:44pm

Sunday, May 6

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My ‘I got a job’ buzz has pretty much died

hybridchild:

I can’t do anything right, I think my boss hates me, I feel sick from the smell. 

Kill me. 

Right there with you. Right there with you.

| Posted at 8:41pm

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adimal:

adriofthedead:

sheaintnosaint:

12 North Photography

holy shit

I’m incredibly okay with this R63 Ash?

Ummm.

| Posted at 8:25pm