Patience Please!

Slowly Devolving into a reblog tumblr.
Recent Tweets @

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#HOPE YOU LIKE WAL-MART BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN GO TO AT 2 IN THE MORNING

(via daleconradsshuttershades)

What the fuck happened to Backyard Baseball?

(via gunstarheroes)

moondoughnut:

i just want to apologize to everyone who knew me in 8th grade holy shit

(via hynexdoll)

inkerton-kun:

if you dont like macaroni and cheese youre probably a shitty person

Or lactose intolerant?

(via adimals)

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

(via prince-of-spades)

mishasminions:

i-bring-light:

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.
Reblog the turtle duck.
…
Why?
Because it’s a turtle duck.
Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.
For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

A turtle duck.

OMG A TURTLE DUCK

mishasminions:

i-bring-light:

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.

Reblog the turtle duck.

Why?

Because it’s a turtle duck.

Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.

For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

A turtle duck.

OMG A TURTLE DUCK

(via prince-of-spades)

lychgate:

gentlemanbones:

yungthoracicsurgeon:

indikos:

My boyfriend got me this hat :3

What? Why? You’re so pretty like….what the fuck?

What. What.

nobody is reblogging this for your hat im sorry

its for your incredibly perfect and beautiful face

Reblogging for hat.

(via prince-of-spades)

oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

(via prince-of-spades)

buttastic:

in an effort to be more inclusive of different bodies I suggest we stop considering “real sex” to be penetrative sex and start considering it to be the moment the fursuit is introduced

(via manicpixieplaguerat)